The Art of Not

Not doing your job takes a significant amount of work. 

Deb Lister was a self-proclaimed procrastination expert, with going on 50 years experience of doing smeg all. Kryten pretended to care, but Deb knew she was all too happy for the added workload. In fact, finding the best hiding places for thrice-worn socks and threadbare boxers had become part of her routine, and that was a whole afternoon, easily. 

Annoying Rimmer was a category unto itself, but easily combined with shirking cockpit duty, and avoiding her eyes when one of them accidentally mentioned Jim or Bexley. 

Don't work. Don't think.