The Multiversal Odd Jobs Agency - now hiring

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Sorry, we only hire full-time, and we wouldn't be able to hire the entire team. I dig the van, though.
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I know it's your name, but kindly get the hell out of here and don't forget the stupid razor hat.
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Sorry, but turns out that sometimes size does matter, and you're, frankly, an ant. Nice bow tie there. Stylish.
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No, no, no, no, just no! Get out! We don't need wanton destruction, Japanese puns, gorillas and penis jokes! Remember the last time you applied? Our damage control team still has nightmares about it! GET. OUT.
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