One in Four

If the statistics are right, there should be at least one more person like me on the team, probably more. Except of course none of us would ever say it out loud, or even share our secret with our closest mates.
Yet I keep wondering which ones of you feel sick like me whenever somebody makes a fag joke that is not quite a joke, which ones of you would punch me in the face if you caught me staring at your ass in the showers... well, of course all of you would, because nobody is gay in professional football.