Ghosts just wanna have fun

„Allison!“ came a scandalised voice before Lady Button emerged from a wall in the kitchen. Where Allison was trying to have a moment to herself.
„What?“
Lady Button offered a standard offended face. „Bit of respect for your elders wouldn’t hurt.“
„Fanny, I haven’t slept in three weeks. Mia is sick. Mike is sick. I am sick. What. Do. You. Want. From. Me?“
The ghost stared. „I thought you should know there are obscenities happening under our roof.“
„Like what?“
At that, Thomas appeared. „Allison, my love! Please, be my speed date! I am begging of you!“
„See? Absolute filth!“