A Tortured Metaphor

"I honestly never thought I'd see that guy again," Jen said as the paramedics rushed off with the man in the severely singed super-suit. "What was he doing in there, anyway?"

"Trying to save the Czech ambassador. She was at the hotel for a conference."

"I guess he was trying to be a hero." The paramedics hurried back into the burning building. "Careful - it's like a clay oven in there."

"That's very specific."

"Whatever it takes to make the prompt work. Come to that, he's a porcupine, not a hedgehog."

"What?"

"Nothing." Jen sighed. She'd probably have to represent him.