Dear future husband,

these are the reasons why you should marry me 4ever and ever. And better make it now or never because we'll graduate soon.
Firstly, I'm really pretty. Like young Angelina Jolie pretty before she had all those things done to her face. And your blond shiny hair is sooo sexy, so you'll be my dark prince and I'll be your princess.
I'm also very successful at school and really smart. My IQ is 220 btw.
And I'll love you unconditionally. Unless you get fat or something, obvi.
Maybe call me or send me an owl, baby.

With love,

your Marrianne