I'd kill for a matching pair

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A single red one. A polka dotted one. Two striped ones, too bad that each has a different colour. And here we have a pink one with little yellow duckies pattern. I didn't even know I had a pair of those. Well, the keyword is had, past tense. Wait a minute, that might be it! I may have solved one of the great mysteries of the universe! If mine are missing, and I seem to have acquired one of unknown origin, that means there must be a quantum exchange mechanism. So that is how your socks always go missing! Eureka!

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