Feasts Missed
Úvodní poznámka:
Bonus bez nároku.
Drabble:
There was a slight problem in Erebor.
Scratch it, there were lot of problems in Erebor. But one of them (a big one) was... food.
As food didn’t keep through all the years. They brought some, but not much.
Which meant rations.
Dís hated rations.
Then the Bard character came with some crazy offer. How could he?
(How come Thorin didn’t keep his word? Didn’t pay his debts?)
Bard went away... and returned. And he was not alone.
“Lets kill it and eat it,” said Dís. Yes, she was really hungry.
“The elf or the moose?”
“Is there a difference?”
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Not that much meat on
Not that much meat on Thranduil... also, can you imagine how tough his meat would be after living several thousands years?
Heard somewhere elves are
Heard somewhere elves are "yummy".