Important Meeting

Obrázek uživatele Tess
Úvodní poznámka: 

Bonus bez nároku.

Drabble: 

Dís never believed she will see Smaug with her own eyes.
When he attacked Erebor she didn’t see him. Hearing – and smelling him – was enough.
And now he was here.
All the boasting was forgotten.
Mahal, he was huge! And he spit fire!
It seemed impossible. This nightmare… can’t be happening!
But it was.
Dís suddenly felt like she is… not dressed properly.
Wearing trousers... like every other dwarven maiden on the road?
She should wear dress now.
For the biggest moment of her life. Facing the dragon.
She is a princess, after all.
She should be seen as such.

Komentáře

Obrázek uživatele Blanca

Yes. Thank you. Finally some genuine Dís! I almost thought you've forgotten...

Obrázek uživatele Tess

Wouldn't forget to squeeze at least one canonical Dís into all of this.
Still, thinking about the idea with leggins instead of bow strig. Seems hilarious...

Obrázek uživatele Blanca

I didn't say canonical, hon. I said genuine. Big difference.

And yes, leggins instead of a bowstring... Bard could pull them off of Bain before he beheads him with the black arrow...

Obrázek uživatele Tess

I kinda wanted to strip Tauriel. Or Legolas.

Obrázek uživatele Blanca

:D Yeah, they probably have better quality stuff anyway...

Obrázek uživatele Tess

The elves (tm). The First people, noble, heroic, intelligent.. and the first users of lycra and spandex.

Obrázek uživatele Charlie

Bard heroicaly shooting Smaug with leggins-bowstring is a totally hilarious image :D

Obrázek uživatele Tess

So much it makes me want to write it. And not just as a drabble :D

Obrázek uživatele Blanca

And you didn't even see Luke Evans describing that scene... You'd want him to shoot himself, after that :D

Obrázek uživatele Tess

I would throttle him.
With leggins.

Obrázek uživatele Lee

Ah, beautiful!

Obrázek uživatele Tess

Thanks so much!

Obrázek uživatele Charlie

Dís yes! Your royal blood is showing :)

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